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european friends are pals, american friends are ntscs

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this is p interesting, about nintendo using ejabberd for their switch server stuff and everything they had to do to make it work with ~34m clients blog.process-one.net/ejabberd-

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Do other people also have the irrational fear that their horse will despawn if they go too far from it

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roses are red
violets are blue
Status: :gh_closed_1::gh_closed_2::gh_closed_3:
can't reproduce

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"15 minutes of duolingo a day can teach you a language. what do 15 minutes of social media do?"

i don't fucking know duolingo, maybe get you friends to talk to

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the ancient romans are best known for the invention of the forum, a place where citizens could go to discuss and argue about topics of interest. modern scholars hotly debate whether the original forum was phpbb or vbulletin

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So it turns out you can put custom boot images on Lenovo laptops

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In the US, legal case names in federal civil forfeitures are formulated thus: "United States v. <item being seized>".

This leads to some entertaining case titles. Particularly well-known are "United States v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins" and "United States v. Article Consisting of 50,000 Cardboard Boxes More or Less, Each Containing One Pair of Clacker Balls".

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1993: on the internet nobody knows you're a dog
2017: the NSA is confused and concerned by your continued very public claims of being a dog

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