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#systemd 

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git command of the day :

git merge --strategy octopus

(merges when there are more than two heads. It bothers me to no end that it's called octopus and not hydra btw, but that's git for ya)

...........

(OCTOPI HAVE ONE HEAD YOU JACKASSES. THE CREATURE WITH MULTIPLE HEADS IS THE HYDRA. FUCKING READ A GREEK BOOK YOU DOOFUSES)

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Solar powered instance, online from sunrise to sunset daily.

Available bandwidth constrained by cloud cover.

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Valve: why make games when employees are free to do what they want, and it's just easier and profitable to make more TF2 hats?

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a mastodon instance where there's one person that has to put the toots into the db by reading the api requests sent from a different monitor so randomly youll see a boosted toot with a typo and know it came from that instance

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however you will need to bring the system down for maintenance eventually and the total downtime hours is unfortunately more or less constant, if you take more uptime now it'll require more downtime later

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human body hack: the system only runs the "tired" activity modifier for a couple hours after the configured sleep cycle's scheduled begin time, if you keep the system running despite the modifier it'll eventually go away and you can keep going

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@Gargron God why Twitch still uses this obsolete proprietary technology in 2017.

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i have analyzed cybre.space and determined that what you need to do in order to succeed here is

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Net Neutrality Update: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)
youtube.com/watch?v=qI5y-_sqJT

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This new Japanese luxury train is quite something!

"Maintained by the East Japan Railway Company, the ten-car train features a lounge car, a dining car, observation cars front and rear, and six sleeping cars. The sleepers consists of both regular suites and three split-level "maisonettes." Total passenger capacity is just 34 people."

core77.com/posts/65892/Ex-Ferr

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free idea: pictograph.social

a mastodon instance where toots may only contain emoji

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It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting "UNSUBSCRIBE!"

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I can no longer tell parody TLDs from real TLDs.

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if you can't commit to github, how can you commit to a relationship?

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Remember in the 90s, when teens were more tech savvy than adults, and everyone assumed that the savviest would just keep getting younger? Now it's 2017, and the people who were teens in the 90s are the most tech savvy generation and probably will be until they die.

Kids don't grow up with computers any more, they grow up with iPhones. If it's possible to learn to code on an iPhone, it's despite Apple's best efforts.

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If you're in the market for network gear, consider that Cisco came out against the free Internet: cisco.com/c/en/us/about/govern

"Strict Net neutrality legislation would limit the terms, conditions, and potentially prices set by broadband Internet service providers."

That's kind of the point, like how strict anti-murder laws limit murderers from murdering.

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